* Cameras open to spotting uhw superstar Dario Arturo Cortez entering a Sunglass Hut in a mall. He is wearing a white polo shirt with the logo in black. black slacks and very nice shoes though they are hard to make out so far away. Next to it is the popular Lidz cap store and a store with a local name that shows off the city of chicago,it's sports teams and other places of interest in chicago and the state of illinois as a whole. *
Looks like the tip you got paid off. of course now you have to pay 'em. Yeah, she'll get paid. After all if i don't she'd track me down and find out where i live Hell knoweth no fury.. Like that of a woman scorned.c'mon let's get closer. need to be able to pick up what he is saying. kinda feels wrong to just drop on 'em without him knowing we're here.we are uhw cameramen afterall.
* Dario browses up and down trying not to draw attention to himself, an employee walks up to him. the two camera men take this chance and head out closer to the store without him being aware of their presence.*
Hello Sir. My name is Tyler. I may not look like it but i do work here. Uh Have you found anything to your liking? I saw you had stopped your browsing.
Nice to meet you Tyler. A few have caught my eye. * he walks over and grabs a pair* see these Burberry glasses in particular here?
Tyler:Burberry are very popular
Indeed. This one here is a cut-out silhouette named after the British poet T.S. Eliot. These over here look nice as well.
* he grabs not one but two additional glasses. he looks at one.*
Ray Ban. Cannot beat an American Classic.
* he looks at the other*
This Prada Linea Rossa here looks nice as well. This one looks contemporary and has a sporty style doesn't it?
Tyler: Indeed it is, sir.
I heard this one in particular was inspired by the America’s Cup.
Tyler: wow. you know your glasses.
I try to be a jack of all trades when it comes to things I like and enjoy having.
Does that include winning the battle royal at when worlds collide Mr. Cortez?
* Tyler smiles.*.
ah, it is good to know that we do have fans who are not trying to resort to tactics to meet us.. after all i came to you,
I am actually very excited to meet you right now..uh. just trying to be professional. Don't want to scare off a customer such as yourself. I am a new uhw viewer. My little brother got me to watch an episode. It's good to see that you are not an act. You really do have rolls royce's and other luxurious things that I could only dream of buying.
Speaking of which, I think I will take all three. though i will be wearing the Ray Ban's upon my exit. no need to put it in a bag. would you like a signature and picture? Here I will do an additional signature for your little brother. I just need a paper and his name. But first let me pay for my things.
* as the employee goes to ring up the sunglasses , Dario turns around.*
You can come out now, Bob. Did you bring a friend with you this time? I assume that you were able to get my conversation on your camera weren't you?
* Bob and his friend walk up to Dario.*
Bob: How did you know?
I have had to get used to having eyes in the back of my head. and I will need both of them with wide open eyes. Plus, it was I who lured you to me. Your tipster is my sister's bestie.
Bob: So it was a set up?.
* Dario grins as the employee hands him a bag and hands him the Ray Ban sunglasses. he sits them down in order to take a picture with the employee and sign his two signatures*
Bob: So we didn't hear you speak a lot about your match.
Because I was buying sunglasses and he is an employee of this fine establishment, not an interviewer or a cameraman.
Tyler: So there's nine chances to become a number one contender for a title. Which one are you going for? A new one. So you've ditched uhw for new? Did I say that ? Bob: Well no, but.. But what? You know Bob now that we are here and since I do not see anyone coming into here. let us cut my promo here.IF people do want to shop here they can come in. I will not impede them. Tyler: No issue there. it's been a slow day. Bob: Great. So, what do you have to say to your opponents? Especially to one in particular that you know well, The Texas Daredevil.
Ah yes, let us get him out of the way first. I heard what he said and to be honest, I thought he was going to speak even more about himself. so he actually held back there a bit. In regards to myself, yes he does indeed know me, my family. He has helped me get into bigger and better wrestling companies, he has coached me, he has beaten me in the ring and I have beaten him in the ring as well. but as he said, never for a title. However, he has impeded my quest for gold. However, in the end I was successful in obtaining the gold belt that I sought at the time. and even now he, along with 69 others are in my way in obtaining a chance to become a number one contender for a new title. However I did notice that he did not talk about stalker knight or anyone in the knight family.
To phobos and his brother..i will say, you had best grow eyes in the back of your heads. you are going to need them. not just for this match but for the remaining time that TDD decides to stay as a n.e.w. superstar both of your lives will be..eh unpleasant. As he said he specifically came for you, phobos. Both you, your brother and the other members of vvc i can say, without a doubt that so long as he can breathe and walk you will wish that he never made his way to n.e.w.
To the Knight family, know that we all know each other. you helped me along my journey as well. being with stalker in his stable was the first time i had been a member of a stable. Though our time was short I enjoyed that time. But you are not going to stand in my way to become a number one contender. to stalkers daughter, anisa i look forward to tossing you out. To stalkers brother, if you look to pay me back for my words then get in line. i have no problems beating people who i am close to. and yet in order to win this match i must be the last man standing.
* he starts to look upset, knowing him, bob backs up.*
To everyone in uhw, stay out of my way. I will make it past being the person who is eliminated 9th. After all, I cannot be my own number one contender.
Bob: You actually already do have a number one contender for the bloodzone title.. Not for much longer. and now i will answer a question that people have wanted to know and i may be paraphrasing here, People have asked and wanted, needed to answer. The question being, why did you do what you did to Eric Herrera after your match., Eric Herrera could have saved himself A LOT of pain had he simply tapped out. but he was a proud man, which led to his downfall. i had to actually make him look good..do you know how long I had. I had lay down on the canvas awaiting him to make his way to the top turnbuckle to perform a high flying move. It was so irritating. He irritated me the whole time. And an upset and or irritated Dario Arturo Cortez Is not someone to be trifled with. And here I have a friend of mine telling ME..Dario Arturo Cortez to not, as he said , "stop playing with my food". oh do not worry. I will take what he said to heart and continue my bloodzone title reign. And I will do so if it is and if it is not a regular match or a title match. Granted, Eric did get me good with that wheel kick. I have it on good authority that he has now decided to retire rather than to continue wrestling, Good thing he made a smart choice in doing so.
And finally I wish to say something about the title placements in this battle royal. The Bloodzone title, the title that is across my waist, that has been across my waist since October of last year, I am its first ever holder. In being the first I wish to bring some prestige to the title. have it not be looked down upon..however that is exactly what has happened. for whoever is the 9th to last person to be eliminated will be a contender to my belt..which is last. I understand that this belt is not the company's top title , or secondary title. however it seems as though BOTH uhw and n.e.w. decided that it was alright to put MY title at the bottom of the belt list. The Radical title, the asia deathmatch title, the cyber title and others are all above my bloozone title. Did the company I am a belt holder even fight for your company's belt that has its show's name on its belt? To those wondering why I am not defending my belt in this pay per view or the last pay per view..well that was not my call to make. the way things are going with my bookings , had it been decided that i would defend it, i feel certain in saying that i would have been the opening match.
And here some people wondered why I was handed a manila envelope containing a n.e.w. contract in it. And in that envelope was my entry number. This was BEFORE (not yelling) we drew our numbers for this match..Speaking of which, I know people saw me take the envelope with a person who was not seen..i left the door open FOR you to see it. But what you may not know is that there was another person in that room...who was it..
* Just then the n.e.w. world champion,n.e.w. cyber title holder. uhw platinum title holder, as well as Empire member, the one man apocalypse, Brian Kennedy walks inside and goes to Dario's side..*
Brian: You good now? Did you get what you needed to get off your chest?
Dario: Took you long enough. And regardless of how our match goes, I will become a contender for someone's title.
Brian: Parking's a bitch. no wonder you paid for a cab.
* with that Dario grabs his things and puts the ray ban's on the top of his head as they both walk away. fade to black*
Post by creed4life00 on Jun 14, 2024 21:24:02 GMT -7
* Scene opens as we see uhw's resident 7 ft 2 terror and member of The Empire, known as Mr.Creed, The Pride Killer. He is seen turning off his motorcycle whose logo has been removed. he parks it in the reserved parking spot which reads "Reserved for Union Barber vip's.". The camera pans back as we see a very upscale yet old school styled Barber shop with the words , Union Barber on the door. Creed who is wearing Black Sunglasses, a Long Sleeved Detroit Tigers shirt wearing his biker pants and boots.his hair looks a little long and seems he has not shaved in a bit.
After he gets off of his bike before opening the door he turns around to talk to the camera crew.
Mr.Creed: Alright look. i know it's been a while and i need to cut my promo. I intend to cut said promo. however it can wait until my business is done here. fair enough?.
* Not one to wait for an answer he turns his back to them and pulls on the door to enter.as he does the camera men walk in behind him. as they do two men walk up on them and start to ask them they're business here, Creed says in his naturally loud, booming voice, "They're here because of me.". Just then another man, an older gentleman walks from the back to the front.he smiles at creed.*
" Well, well. Looks who decides to pay me a visit. how long's it been?"
Creed: That's because my visits here end up being expensive for a haircut and a shave Rodney.
Rodney: Oh, come now. it's hard to cut a 7 foot man's head and give 'em a shave. even with the seat's being able to fall back.
Creed: So did you get rid of the step ladder i bought you a couple of years ago.
Rodney: Man, fuck you..that was a dick move, but it was funny. You sent it here and i had to read the note, the boys laughed and dogged me for days. Lucky for you i got thicker skin than your mama.
Creed: Except , hers, according to her, is as smooth as a babies bottom. By the look of yours not so much. It looks like rough terrain.
* They laugh and give a side hug.*
Rodney: You know these jokers here?
Creed: They're here to get me on video to talk about my match in Chicago. It's a 70 person battle royal. gotta toss some jokers off the top rope and make sure both of they're legs hit the floor.
Rodney: That should be easy for you, Beanstalk.
Creed: Not this time. there's two other guys who're taller than me.
Rodney: Taller than you? Damn,bet you ain't used to that. So the usual then followed by a straight razor shave.
Creed: Your hands still good? No arthritis?
Rodney: * with a sly smile* Only one way 'ta find out. Haven't had any complaints recently. As long as they don't get in the way you talk ''bout your match. as long as it's done before your shave.
Camera Man: Sounds good to us. Then again it'll only be as long as Mr.Creed decides to speak about it. Of course he'll have to cover a lot of people. as he said it's a 70 person battle royal. he doesn't have to address everyone if he doesn't want to.
* Creed and Rodney walk to his chair. Rodney pulls a lever and the back goes as far back as it will go. As creed sits down, Rodney motions to one of the employees to bring the step stool. Creed smiles as Rodney catches it and gives his arm a playful smack. he gets on the small step stool.*
Mr.Creed: Alright. Let's see,. I see myself tossing out a lot of people in this match. that one tag team that won their match against the twin terrors look like they could double for a set of spare tires. I can't recall the names of the guys that''re taller than me. But if they are still there then i look forward to getting them out of the ring. Height, Strength and other physical features can be taken out in a rumble. people gang up on another person, there might be some temporarily alliances in this match. especially against big guys like myself.. We have the biggest targets.
* Rodney then starts combing creeds hair and then grabs a pair of scissors that are in a water like substance. he puts a towel around creed's neck and starts cutting creed's hair with the scissors.*
Creed: Guess i'll start off with The Knight Family first. If Cortez hasn't managed to get either all of you or one of you out of the ring before i get there, it'll be fine with me as i look forward to getting rid of each of you.
Dean, well i imagine you won't be there by the time i get there but if your not. i will pick you up and toss you out like a lawn dart. Matter of fact, i don't know how your able to keep your huge crew in check. They say your the boss, but if i were them and wanted to actually succeed ,I would strongly suggest to the vvc to make a change. The only thing you have is the numbers and cheap shots before and after a match. But now you've got someone who'll stand up to you, someone who , won't back down. See i know HIM as well as he knows me and like he said, Phoebe HE choose you. Either he's upset at what you call yourself THAT much OR he sees you and your brother as the weakest link.
Like the man without fear said, he's even beaten me both in regular and championship matches. and i have done the same to him. He is not a regular person..he's like wrestling's version of The Merc with a mouth, Deadpool.He's laser focused on the both of you. That makes two less people for me to worry about.
Tex,my man. thanks for the props about my recent matches. Kinda wish you'd let both myself and Cortez in on the fact that you were coming. Of course it's something that you'd do. Guess a 4 time Hall Of Famer finally got bored and decided to come back.It's in our blood ain't it,Tex?
I'm sure you've changed up your moves a bit. Not a bad idea to call in that favor that that tag team owes you. As i have found out, contrary to popular belief you always know what you are doing. If it's me and you at the end, well it's not personal,just business. Though luckily for you your in n.e.w. and i'm not.
Rodney: So he knows how 'ta deal with big and tall men like yourself. hopefully those other two biggins will be gone by the time he gets there.
Creed: If they aren't he won't sweat 'em. He's crazy like a fox.
Cortez..you sound like a child having a tantrum about your belt at the end there. I get your looking to make sure the bloodzone title isn't looked down upon. But damn. you looked like you were going to take out your favorite camera man, Bob there for a minute. I didn't and won't say anything about what i thought about your match with Herrera after the match was over. You got a chip on your shoulder. that's good for this style of a match. But your not acting like a member of The Empire should act. I get your got your Crippler thing going on. Don't go to that dark place, i may not always be there to watch and have your back.
Xavier, well i think i broke the machine. you gonna show up 'bud?
We have all of these gothic people, people calling themselves the greatest, saying they are the devils deadly weapon? The Alpha Male? Mother of Monsters? I can see how Tex there went on about this in his promo.
Curtis Mitchell. i will be looking for you bud. and like Dario, if i don't end up winning this match, i will at least be someone's number one contender for their belt. doesn't matter if it's a uhw belt or a new belt. I am about done with not having any gold on my shoulder or around my waist. I have been patient long enough. Hey who knows maybe i will set a record for most eliminations or something.
* He grins*
Rodney: Hate to interrupt but i will be switching up from my scissors to the electric shaver. you about done.?
Creed: Yeah i am wrapping it up. In the end i will use every and i mean every weapon in my arsenal to get as far as i will go. double teams, triple teams..people going for chop blocks on my legs, this isn't my first rodeo. i know what to expect, only a small fraction of people in this match know what i am capable of. as for the rest you'll find out. It's only a little over a 4 hour ride from here in Detroit to Chicago. I'll be there gunning for a shot at my first title opportunity. If everyone else thinks they have what it takes to get rid of me in this match, well prepare for failure. I don't have more to say except we're done here. and i have some catching up to do that's not rated PG. So beat it.
* with that the camera men wrap up and walk out the door as we fade to black.*