Bishop and Eric vs Brody Steele and The Celtic Beast

[Bondic]

Rp limit 3 max

[Deleted]

[The camera switches to the locker room, and we see Bram Connan and Brody Steele. Brody looks like a million dollars, black trunks, that may as well be an art piece, and a tank top, that is about to disintegrate thru those pectoral muscles bursting from under it. Bram, he looks even better, hair immaculate, sweat suit on with no shirt under it, muscles gleaming]

Brody: I can’t believe that f*cking tart Candy Cane! Who did she freakin’ marry to be a star?

Bram: Huh, what are you talking about?

Brody: Last week, on Overdrive! Cane was in here proclaiming to be the Greatest Vixen, ever! What a crock of Shyte!

Bram: Cane, who?

Brody: Damn it, Damion! Pay attention. Candy Cane, Mrs. Santini. Wife of Francco Santini, you’re former tag-team partner for years …

Bram: F*ck him!! First, it was Francco Santini, and your Dad made me team with him. He got his, my lifelong foe. Randy Roberts was next, we went all the way to the final last year, and he DROPPED THE FREAKEN BALL! Then, she ran off and cut himself some, scits out on all who supported him, and has never been seen since.

Brody: That happens to everyone, who tries to hang with us Uncle. They look at you, and just give up. Who could blame them?

Bram: I guess not, wouldn’t be me.

Brody: Well, this Candy bytch can go cut herself with the rest. Having the nerve to call herself the best Vixen ever, arrogant bimbo.

[Bram’s phone starts to ring a video call]

Voice On The Phone: Hello, It’s me. No, It's You. It’s me …the future You!

Bram: Future me?

Voice: Yes, you know we are the master of time and space …in the future!

Bram: Wow! You look incredible!!

Voice: Of course we do, pfft. So, this is going to be very dangerous. You can not know too much about your future, but I need to tell you something.

Bram: What?! What is it?

Voice: This team with your Nephew, and yourself …

Bram: What of it??

Voice: You two, are set to break all ground before you. You are about to begin a new era.

Bram: A New Era??

Voice: YES! Keep up, meathead! The other team. Eric Herrera & Scotty Bishop. There’s a Connection!! Teams fabled in the history of time …teams that can’t come close to what you and Francco accomplished!

Bram: Wow, Really??

Voice: Yes, Really!!

Bram: Ok, thanks man.

Voice: No, Thank You! You have the World at your feet. I can not tell you much more, but remember …you and Brody, are set for the Promiseland. Together, you two can be ANYTHING!!

[The call hangs up, and Bram smiles to himself. He puts the phone back in his pocket]

Bram: Blood Zone, here we come!

Brody: What the F*ck? What about this Jezebel-Candy, trying to annoy ME!?

Bram: No one can be you, gorgeous. Let her try and call herself the top Vixen, everyone saw you on the TV Show “Married at First Site”!

Brody: So, you want to make it work with Santini? Uncle, I’m a little confused …

Bram: We have no choice, it’s our Destiny! You and I, are destined for greatness. You heard him ...well, ME! The next Blood Zone is just the beginning. We are the new measuring stick. We are the future, the present, and we’re the SHYTE!!

Brody: Um, but what about HER??

Bram: Um, Who??

Brody: Damn It, Candy Cane!!

Bram: I couldn’t give a shyte about her, and neither will you! You and I will be the new force in wrestling, so it will be done …You will jump on board, and I don’t want to hear another word that little tramp!!

Brody: Ok Uncle, you’re the boss. What about these She-Devils?

Bram: She what?

Brody: She-Devils. Our opponents, for next week.

Bram: She? They’re ...girls??

Brody: Well …Half girls, half demons apparently.

Bram: What else do we know about them?

Brody: They’re 90% titties, that’s Eric. The 2nd best rack in UHW!

Bram: Wow! From you, that’s a compliment! I’ll have to check’em out, first hand!

Brody: I could beat them single handedly, let alone you and me.

Bram: With the future me being a voice of what is to come, does that make me somewhat of a prophet?

Brody: I’d say, more of a Gawd!!

Bram: A Devil-Gawd to these She-Devils, we are going to be facing! I will dedicate this match to the all-purpose belly-to-belly suplex. And use that move, and that move only in our match.

Brody: Are you sure? I mean, just the one move … the only thing that’s fun on Blood Zone, but this is our first team match! According to your future self, this is the start of something special.

Bram: Something Special, because of who I AM! Not who, I could be or should be!! Santini gets it, man. He and I had come together at some point in time, and we might again someday…but for what we are NOW??

[Bram pauses for a moment, as he pulls out a cigar. He lights it, and takes a couple puffs before continuing*

Bram: And who I am, The Celtic beast …is every breathing She-Devil’s WET DREM! …it’s simple really, they’ve got two choices. Tap, Or Snap Bytch!!

[Bondic]

Finally I’m back home UHW!!! But back when I was here and I was the world champion it was UWF. You know I was hoping that my first match back in this career that I love would be taking place here, but my brother in arms needed me so we had to go over there to AXW. Even though in my eyes we got a loss cause they don’t like us invading them and the ref gave them a quick count. It doesn’t mean anything. You wanna know why? Cause Eric and I go way way back. Clear back to the days when GWL ran Supreme. Before Brian Kennedy and The Empires birth with Requiem. Before Bryant McCoy became a house hold name. When I trained him to become one of the biggest players in the game. Back before UHW was UHW.

The scen opens with Scotty drinking from a glass. From the appearance it looks like some whiskey. He finishes his drink and looks up at the camera.

Many believe I’m way past my prime. And maybe I am. But I’m not here for Titles, I’ve held more Gold than anyone in this company. I have returned for one reason only. That’s for the fans. My fans have been asking me for the last 8 years when will I return. Asking me when I’d come back just so they can see people getting hit with the Flatline. They also ask who’s up first. Cause the way I see it. A lot of people have seemed to forget who in the hell I am. While all of you are playing checkers. I’ve been at the prime of my life in this game of chess.

He pours another couple of fingers into his glass. He takes a sip.

This brings me to my situation I’m facing right now. In one corner I have a best friend. Someone I helped elevate to a whole nother level. And he has reached the stars. He has achieved things in his career that he thought he would never reach. And I would like to say I had a hand in that. And in the other. A man that has become like a brother to me. Bram and I have become good friends. And the UHW brass thought it would be a good idea to put us across the ring from each other.

He chuckles.

They wanted a show? Wait till they get a load of me. What I see in the future is two things. One, someone is getting Flatlined. And the other is going to have to make a decision. Which is which? Only time will tell. I only say this because I have a wildcard. I have a Joker coming into the mix. With that said. Our meeting is adjourned.

The scene fades to Black.